Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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