ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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