You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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