Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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