I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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