I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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