god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
