STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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