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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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