this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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