i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What a dumb baby whore.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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