You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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