You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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