My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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