thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
a search helicopter?!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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