I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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