Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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