Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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