My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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