by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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