Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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