ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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