i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Come share oat with me in your robe
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
