He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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