Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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