Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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