i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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