I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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