see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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