My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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