How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
40s are totally the cure
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize
