It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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