I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
