Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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