He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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