i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
