Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Damn victory sex feels great
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