Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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