People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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