I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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