dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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