I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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