Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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