I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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