2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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