Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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