She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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