you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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