Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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