Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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