At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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