i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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