I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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