I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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