love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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